Ah yes, Finally after years of running some of the most successful psychological campaigns, the corporate giants who have brought us things like the happy meal and other lookalikes have another problem on their hands, Pediatricians are now recommending Cholesterol Medication for Children. Along with rising beef, milk, bread and produce prices coupled with decreasing sales they have to figure out how to deal with this new threat.
I mean its not like they don't have the money because they have used the same campaign for the last thirty plus years so they have not had to spend any money on their promotions that's for sure. If any of them can cry its McDonald's for having to employ that clown all this time. Could you imagine Ronald McDonald out there trying to promote lipitor or any of those other Cholesterol drugs? I'm sure his ankles would be really sore or he would have welts all over his faces from getting beaned by the toys he gives out in those happy meals.
How would the kids survive with no milkshakes. sodas or hot apple pies? Veggie burgers, salads and bottled water, I'm sure they would revolt. And even if they didn't could you imagine the look on their faces when they looked for their toy that came with their meal to find a jack sparrow pill container or a Miley Cyrus deal a meal chart. The world would definitely be over and they might as well just lock the bedroom door and throw away the key.
But there could be a bright side to this dilemma after all for these corporate giants because i think that after about a year of these kids driving their parents crazy playing those annoying Richard Simmons tapes and having to clean those jack la lane juicers ten times a day, the person who started this whole mess will either get a million death threats or his position at his work place will get outsourced and everything will be back to normal like its been for the last thirty plus years.
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