Sexless at Fifty - a topic that could guarantee a vote?

For me i think it definitely could be and i am shore there are more people thinking the same way. Not in my almost fifty-one years has my father ever sat me down and said son this is how its going to be when you turn fifty. Nor have any of my doctors warned of this natural disaster. I mean with the state of economy and everything else this is the last thing you need is sitting on your couch ready to rise to the occasion while nothing else is.
A little fair warning would have been nice, you know like a letter from the surgeon general or your state department of health. Because when the person who was supposed to educate you on this matter lets you down, with all the taxes you pay you think these two agencies could have at least sent us a letter on our fortieth birthday for warning us of this matter.
Shore there is Viagra and Cialis but at ten dollars a pill who can afford them anyway? Plus what happens when you become a casualty of the warnings that they have on these drugs? imagine having to go to the emergency room at your local hospital and telling them your problem of not being able to deflate your lower member. Yea you figure it out, ten dollars for the pill, 250 dollars for the emergency admittance, plus the doctor, the medication and the humility. I think Atlantic city sounds better.
That's why for me personally i think the matter could sway my vote if any of the candidates are listening. Because what they are saying right now is not interesting me at all. You know like one of those billions they are waisting on that meaningless war for more research, heck i would give up driving and ride a bicycle around for a piece of the fountain of youth.
Well with the age of the one candidate and the other one being all talk, I'll just keep sitting on my couch thinking about it and maybe the pump will kick in again or they will come up with a way to rebuild it and my problem will be solved